no i have never peed in the woods… buT WE ARE NOT INEFFICENT PEE’ERS OKAY. WE JUST GOTTA POP A SQUAT. YOU GOTTA PULL OUT YOUR DICK AND THEN THERE’S ALWAYS THE THREAT THAT SOMETHING’S GONNA WHIZ BY AND RIP ITO FF
if a dude is peeing somewhere and gets dongcapitated that is a positioning error. he didnt assess the situation properly and was punished.
its also far easier to react from a standing position than from a squatting position.